郭敬明风格写拉屎-------笑得不行了

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关键词:   郭敬明 风格 拉屎

  大便的时候,我会很忧伤 我只想安安静静的大便,沉湎于怀念。
  每当大便,我都会感到很忧伤很忧伤,好像体内每个细胞都从体内流失了。
  我不喜欢一次拉完的感觉,就好像不喜欢撒尿一次就喷出来,我会留一段在体内,选择上一小时网,然后回到厕所继续忧伤着。
  下午十分,微微刺眼的太阳,有点温暖,有点迷茫,我会在这个时候大便,每次的这个时侯我都会用45度角仰望天空,那是一种多么痛彻心扉的忧伤啊,好像终年的大雾一般散不开,当大便噗噗从我体内下落,又噗噗掉进水里的时候,我会忧伤到想自己一寸寸的撕裂,那么痛那么痛。
  好像一切都象大便被时间的洪流冲走了。我们都流离失所了。
  原来大便也会忧伤,也会和我忧伤。
  原来冲走的那一泡和我下次拉出的那一泡再也不是同一泡了。
  原来45度角仰望天空可以让人拉的更惨绝人寰、 原来我忧伤的是那逝去的大便一如逝去的我们。
  抬起头,提上裤子 ,我已经泪流满面
  The original 45-degree angle looking at the sky that people can pull more tragic,
  Originally, I was sad about that lost in feces, as we are passing away.
  Raised his head, put on the pants, I have burst into tearswater, I will be sad to want to own one begins to tear, then the pain and less pain. Everything seems like a stool by the time of the flood swept away. We are all displaced.
  The original stool will be sad, and I will be sad. Which had washed away the next bubble and I pulled out of that bubble of the bubble is no longer the same.Stool, I love to look up the sky with the 45-degree angle, which is what a heart of sorrow wound ah, as if the fog normally scattered throughout the year is not open, when the stool Putt-Putt from the whereabouts of my body, but also fell into Putt-Putt the Stool,
  I would feel very depressed and very sad, as if every cell of the body are lost from the body.
  I do not like the feeling of a pulling end, it does not seem to like to make love once emitted,
  I will stay long in the body,
  choose an hour net,
  then come back to the toilet to grief.